You are not a burden.
You are not a bother.
You enhance the lives of others.
People smile, not groan, when you text them.
Because we sometimes need a reminder.
escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins
HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE
IT’S LIKE THE WHO’S ON FIRST OF SCIENCE JOKES